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\name{\cJagerGood{}}

%Freedom. The ability to stand up and fight for yourself and your comrades. To be truly alive. The other jagers fight for the joy of it, or out of loyalty, for their hats, or simply because they can. You fight for those things too. But you know what it is to lack freedom, and so you also fight for freedom itself.

Freedom. De ability to schtund up und fight for youself und you komerredes. To be truly aliff. De odder \jager{}s fight for de joy uf it, or out uf loyalty, for der hets, or simply because dey kan. Hyu fight for doze tinks too. But hyu know vat it iz to lack freedom, und so hyu also fight for freedom itself.

%You were once a little \cJagerGood{\jchild} in the English countryside. You thought you was free, but the Queen plotted your every move. Eventually, you became a spark and were sent to school with the other smart ones. You were later sent to work on the Vortex Wall defending the coast, but for all you brains, you couldn't tell that it wasn't what you wanted. It was sad lonely work.

Hyu vere vunce a liddle \cJagerGood{\jchild} in de Engleesh kountryside. Hyu tought hyu vas free, but de Qveen plotted you every moff. Eventually, hyu became a schpark und vere sent to school vith de odder schmot vuns. Hyu vere later sent to vork on de Vorteks Vall defendink de koast, but for hall hyu brains, hyu kouldn' tell dat it vasn' vat hyu vanted. It vas sad, lonely vork.

%That's why you built \cConstruct{\full} to help you. Well, the octopus was well adapted to complex, underwater work, and smart too. But perhaps, you just needed a friend. Sometimes you wonder what happened to \cConstruct{\them}. \cConstruct{\Their} mind must still belong to Albia. For that the Queen will pay.

Dat's vy hyu built \cConstruct{\full} to help hyu. Vell, de octopus vas vell adapted to kompleks, ondervater vork, und schmot too. But perheps, hyu chust needed a friend. Zumtimes hyu vonder vat heppened to \cConstruct{\them}. \cConstruct{\Their} mind must schtill belong to Albia. For dat de Qveen vill pay.

%A slave is hard to free. You could not fight your way out of the Queen's command. You could not even try to fight. One day you took \cConstruct{} to the shore on the other side of the Vortex Wall to test its strength. While taking a brief moment to prepare yourself, a flying machine came out of nowhere and snatched you away.

A schlaff iz herd to free. Hyu kould not fight you vay out uf de Qveen's kommund. Hyu kould not even try to fight. Vun day hyu took \cConstruct{} to de schore on de odder side uf de Vorteks Vall to test its schtrength. Vile takink a brief moment to prepare youself, a flyink machine kame out uf novere und schnatched hyu avay.

%The machine bound you and carried you off to Castle Heterodyne. The \cJagerBad{\ruler} performed torturous experiments on you and asked about the Vortex Wall, but you wouldn't- couldn't tell \cJagerBad{\them} anything. \cJagerBad{\They} grew bored and left you to your screaming. A long time later, your screams were interrupted by the sound of acid bolts ripping through the door, followed by a dashing \cTrapped{\jhuman}. \cTrapped{\They} was a hero, daring the perils of the Castle to rescue you. \cTrapped{\They} broke your bonds and the two of you ran.

De machine bound hyu und karried hyu uff to Kestle Heterodyne. De \cJagerBad{\ruler} performed torturous eksperiments on hyu und asked about de Vorteks Vall, but hyu vouldn'- kouldn' tell \cJagerBad{\them} hennyddink. \cJagerBad{\They} grev bored und left hyu to you screamink. A long time later, you screams vere interrupted by de sound uf aceed bolts rippink trough de door, followed by a dashink \cTrapped{\jhuman}. \cTrapped{\They} vas a hero, darink de perils uf de Kestle to rescue hyu. \cTrapped{\They} broke you bonds und de tvo uf hyu ran.

%You ran. Footsteps clanged behind you. You turned to see a large mechanical cat chasing you. Startled, you tripped and fell. The floor swallowed you and you fell. You fought to climb your way back, but the walls were slick, and you continued to fall. You landed in a pit in which two combatants were fighting, surrounded by howling monsters. Acting on instinct, you fought back. Punching and kneeing and scratching until the two fighters were down. A cry went up from the onlookers, and a grinning, fanged face pressed a vial into your hand. Delirious, you pressed it to your lips and drank.

Hyu ran. Footsteps klanged behind hyu. Hyu turned to see a large mechanical kat chasink hyu. Schtartled, hyu tripped und fell. De floor svallowed hyu und hyu fell. Hyu fought to klimb you vay back, but de valls vere schlick, und hyu kontinued to fall. Hyu lunded in a pit in vich tvo kombatants vere fightink, surrounded by howlink monsters. Actink on instinct, hyu fought back. Punchink und kneeink und scratchink ontil de tvo fighters vere down. A kry vent up from de onlookers, und a grinnink, fanged face pressed a vial into you hend. Delirious, hyu pressed it to you lips und drank.

%Then pain. Glorious pain. Claws sprouted from your hands. You muscles bulged. Your skin bubbled and melted, only to harder again. You blacked out. You were a \jager.

Den pain. Glorious pain. Klavs schprouted from you hends. Hyu muscles bulged. You skin bubbeld und melted, only to herder again. Hyu blacked out. Hyu vere a \jager{}.

%When you awoke, you were bound again. The Heterodyne asked \cJagerBad{\their} questions. This time, you found you could answer. The Queen no longer blocked your way. But the answers were all wrong. You couldn't keep track of the difference between a hydrowhatzit inducer and a torsion amplifier. The spark was gone. Once again your captor left in frustration.

Ven hyu avoke, hyu vere bound again. De Heterodyne asked \cJagerBad{\their} qvestions. Dis time, hyu found hyu kould ansver. De Qveen no longer blocked you vay. But de ansvers vere hall vrong. Hyu kouldn' keep track uf de difference betveen a hydrovatzit inducer und a torsion amplifier. De schpark vas gone. Vunce again you kaptor left in frustration.

%Once again, you were freed by chance. An explosion rocked the castle, loosening your bonds enough that your new strength was enough to rip yourself free. You heard that the Heterodyne died in the explosion. The successor was much better. Hardly any horrible torturing. To you anyway. No longer compelled to, you felt little desire to return to England. Instead you stayed with your fellow \jager{}s. You felt the taste of freedom, the joy of the fight. You loved the friends and the games of prestige, fighting for the best hats. You even loved the Heterodynes, for they made the whole thing possible and because they always found the most interesting fighting for you.

Vunce again, hyu vere freed by chance. An eksplosion rocked de kestle, loosenink you bonds enough dat you nev schtrength vas enough to rip youself free. Hyu heard dat de Heterodyne died in de eksplosion. De successor vas much betta. Herdly henny horrible torturink. To hyu hennyvay. No longer kompelled to, hyu felt liddle desire to return to Englund. Instead hyu schtayed vith you fellow \jager{}s. Hyu felt de taste uf freedom, de joy uf de fight. Hyu luvd de friends und de games uf prestige, fightink for de best hets. Hyu even luvd de Heterodynes, for dey made de vole tink possible und because dey alvays found de most interestink fightink for hyu.

%Those were good centuries. You fought your way through catacombs and fortresses. You saw empires rise and fall. You saw generations pass. And through it all you began to notice patterns to how people lived and what decisions they made. Then slowly, you learned to change them. An extra battle here, a frightening appearance there, and you could change things. Cause more people to take up arms and fight for themselves. Cause more effort to be spent on creating weapons to do it with. It was glorious. You even got to fight the others that seemed to be manipulating people the other way, into lives of slavery. If only they had shown their faces, so you could have dealt with them directly.

Doze vere goot kenturies. Hyu fought you vay trough katacombs und fortresses. Hyu sav empires rise und fall. Hyu sav generations pass. Und trough it hall hyu began to notice patterns to how pipple lived und vat decisions dey made. Den schlowly, hyu learned to change dem. An ekstra battle here, a frightenink appearance dere, und hyu kould change tinks. Kause more pipple to take up arms und fight for demselves. Kause more effort to be schpent on kreatink veapons to do it vith. It vas glorious. Hyu even got to fight de odders dat seemed to be manipulatink pipple de odder vay, into lives uf schlavery. If only dey hed schown der faces, so hyu kould hef dealt vith dem directly.

%Then the Other War changed things. You fought the enemy of freedom, and nearly lost. Bill and Barry vanished, leaving the \jager{}s adrift. Eventually, they sided with the Baron, but you helped keep the watch for when the Heterodynes would return. It was a long, boring watch.

Den de Odder Var changed tinks. Hyu fought de enemy uf freedom, und nearly lost. Bill und Barry vaneeshed, leavink de \jager{}s adrift. Eventually, dey sided vith de Baron, but hyu helped keep de vatch for ven de Heterodynes vould return. It vas a long, borink vatch.

%But today something happened! A flight craft crashed into the Castle, and there were rumors of a Heterodyne heir in town. Tracing them quickly lead to one calling \cBond{\themself} \cBond{\full}, heading for the Castle. Clearly an imposter, but don't tell \cBond{\them} that. Let the Castle decide. Watching it eat \cBond{\them} alive will be too much fun.

But today zumddink heppened! A flight kraft krashed into de Kestle, und dere vere rumors uf a Heterodyne heir in town. Tracink dem qvickly lead to vun kallink \cBond{\themself} \cBond{\full}, headink for de Kestle. Klearly an imposter, but don' tell \cBond{\them} dat. Let de Kestle decide. Vatchink it eat \cBond{\them} aliff vill be too much fun.

%It's been a while since you've been in Castle Heterodyne, but there is much to do. Make sure that the impostor is properly tested. Who knows, he might even be telling the truth, stranger things have happened with the Heterodynes, but not likely. Also, the crash seems to have shaken lose some of the Castle systems. If you set them up right, they could really help your game of influence on the people of the area. Unfortunately, with Castle systems down, others might try to invade. If any agents of that horror Albia show up, make sure they die horribly. Yes. They might even have some good hats.

It's been a vile since hyu've been in Kestle Heterodyne, but dere iz much to do. Make sure dat de impostor iz properly tested. Vo knows, he might even be tellink de truth, schtranger tinks hef heppened vith de Heterodynes, but not likely. Also, de krash seems to hef sheken lose zum uf de Kestle systems. If hyu set dem up right, dey kould really help you game uf influence on de pipple uf de area. Onfortunately, vith Kestle systems down, odders might try to invade. If henny agents uf dat horror Albia schow up, make sure dey die horribly. Yah. Dey might even hef zum goot hets.

\begin{itemz}[Notes]
  \item Will recognize construct spark, who is still loyal to Great Britain.
\end{itemz}

\begin{itemz}[Draft of goals]
  \item Influence society to put extra resources into military and research.
  \item Find and kill any British spies.
  \item Test \cBond{} to see if \cBond{\they} are a real Heterodyne. Let the Castle deal with \cBond{\them} if \cBond{\they} is not.
  \item Win the best hats.
\end{itemz}

%IMMORTALS:
% Research + +
% Militarization + +

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